I am home alone. What do you do when you're home alone? You know what I do?

I'll tell you. Come closer *beckons*.

...No, closer.


..Even closer.


Ok, I'll tell you now. I..

..sing really loudly and make up songs! Yay!

I just made up a song about hyperventilating. It goes "Hyper-hyper-hyperventilaaating." It reminds me of a steam train. My cousin asked me if it was as good as Floating / Sinking, but of course nothing can ever be as good as that classic.